Fred the franchie at it again! “Fred the Frenchie: The Hungriest Little Foodie You’ll Ever Meet!”

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Fred Munching Away on My Fingers Again: The Frenchie Finger Feast!

In Crazy Fred Voice:

“HOOMAN! Dis me, Fred. Why you lookin’ at me like dat? Dis MY snack time! Your fingers? Yeah, dey mine now. You no need dem, right? I hungry. CHOMP CHOMP.”

Y’all, Fred is at it again. I swear this little Frenchie is convinced that my fingers are some kind of gourmet delicacy. Forget the fancy treats or those overpriced chews I bought—nope. Apparently, my knuckles are where it’s at.

Fred Voice:

“Why you pullin’ away? Dey so squishy and tasty! I NEEDS DEM. Dis little piggy goin’ in my mouth now.”

I try to reason with him, give him one of his beloved dental chews, or even his favorite squeaky toy, but Fred’s just like:

“Nah fam. Dis knuckle sandwich too good. Om nom nom.”

Honestly, at this point, I feel like I’m just donating my hands to the cause. He’s relentless—like a little Frenchie piranha. I don’t know what kind of seasoning he thinks I’m marinating in, but Fred is on a mission to turn my fingers into Frenchie finger food.

I guess that’s just life with a hungry little chaos gremlin. You can have all the treats in the world, but if you’re Fred, nothing hits like a good ol’ munch on hooman hands.

Anybody else got a pup that thinks your hands are on the menu? Let me know before I lose another finger to the Fred Feeding Frenzy! #FrenchieLife #FingerFood #FredTheHungryGremlin

Written by whodiniz